Somewhat better-than-average parlour punt
| |  | Oral sex without a condom |
| | | Penetrative sex |
I found a window of opportunity on Sunday afternoon, so without time to book anything better I decided to head for my preferred parlour of the moment, and after an hour's drive I was parking up outside the familiar haunt of Cosmopolitan Massage, Bradford. I buzzed and was let in to find two larger ladies available (not my cup of tea); then Hanna appeared and was introduced to me, so I opted for her.
Their website describes Hanna as mixed-race, age 24, height 5ft 8in, size 10, and I'm not going to quibble with that. She is pretty enough, by no means a stunner, but a nice girl with a good body. She was friendly and chatty, gave a brief, fairly erotic massage, then we got down to the nitty-gritty.
OWO was available for an extra £10, so I opted for that, and after she had gone over my cock with a wet-wipe I found she sucked with enthusiasm, spitting for extra lubrication which is always a big turn-on. In fact, she went at the job so well I had to ask her to back off, not because I was about to come but because she was making my bell-end sore with her efforts. If the situation had been sexier, she might have brought me off just with her oral technique, but there had been no real intimacy, and this was the real problem with the punt.
Their website says she offers a GFE, but when I enquired about kissing I was told she didn't offer that. Fair enough, that is her prerogative. Maybe they are lying on the website, maybe my personal hygiene wasn't up to the mark, or maybe I'm too fat, too old or too ugly, or I just didn't float her boat. But it was at that point the punt became mechanical; condom on, and it was just a question of me fucking her in missionary, then she went on top; she offered doggy but I don't really enjoy that so she finished me off by hand.
There was nothing wrong with the punt, it's just that I would have paid extra for a real good snog, but it wasn't available. Hanna is a sexy girl, but I would have liked her to give a bit more. Maybe I'm just getting bored with parlours; I think my next punts will be with independent ladies.
After the session Hanna cleaned me up with another wet-wipe, and offered me a shower which was very nice with plenty of hot water. The facility was available before the punt, but it wasn't mentioned and I didn't think it was needed as I had groomed before I set off. Hanna said she wanted to shower too, so was I OK to see myself out? I said I was (I'm quick at getting my pants back on), so I went downstairs and was met by the madame, who asked if I'd had a good time. I replied in the affirmative, and returned to find my car was just as I'd left it, which is always a nice surprise.
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