Smooth, easy service with a nice lady who made a great effort
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Cosmopolitan Spa is situated right next door to Akbars, but don't let that put you off as you can get a curry post coitus. Also, approach from the Bradford side, wear a cap and simply dip into the already open door and nobody would even notice. Sounds daft but is actually quite discreet, and if your car is seen in the vicinity, you have a ready made answer: "I was having an Akbar's with work colleagues". Into the parlour, press the buzzer. Security is good. They even have a security guard on duty which is quite reassuring. The receptionist was polite and attentive, immediately offering to take my coat and offering me a choice of complimentary drinks.
I was introduced to the ladies and the staff made a point of not pressurising me into making an instant decision, I was invited to sit in the immaculate yet functional lounge and to take my time having been introduced to the ladies. I enjoyed a coke, and chose Gemma - quite petite at about 5ft 4in, well proportioned, curvy and a fashionably coiffured brunette barnet. Shen has quite a pretty face and was a non-smoker and clean with no tattoos or piercings. She had nice fleshy breasts, responsive nipples and I enjoyed them being rubbed on my button mushroom, bringing the old boy back to life.
The room was mirrored, which is great for some, but caused me to wince as I caught sight of my own carcass. The room was clean and I was offered a shower both before and after the deed. There is not a great deal to discuss regarding the bedroom antics, as I lay there like a beached narwhal, allowing the lady to climb aboard - although straddling me is no mean feat. We shared a few kisses, until my corrosive breath became too much to bear and Gemma was generous with tit manipulation. I didn't go for any extras and the gobble was covered. I was offered a variety of positions, but declined as I didn't fancy paying for a new bed. She was witty and friendly throughout and she was quite professional.
I think the best compliment that I can pay to this parlour is that in these days of parlours been rung on a shoestring, with no attention being paid to cleanliness, security, service and LISTENING to customer feedback, this parlour does seem to stand out in West Yorkshire. I had the opportunity of speaking to the owner and I was actually impressed with the attitude of this parlour towards its customers. They want repeat business and as such they make it clear, through actions as well as words, that they really do listen.
There were a variety of ladies available, which would probably suit all tastes. Sandy's Superstars of Prestwich/Northenden leads the way in northern parlours, but as regards West Yorkshire, devoid of investment and enthusiasm, I firmly believe that we have a parlour and parlour management that really do want to bring a quality experience and a fair price to West Yorkshire - and as the client base builds, the quality ladies who need footfall to make a very good living will naturally gravitate to a parlour such as this.
I had one complaint, which was the use of cancer. Efforts were made to keep it discreet, but this is a habit that you cannot disguise. All users must be made to go outside, no matter the weather or time of day. It was such a shame for the stench and reek to permeate what is a freshly spruced up and very clean parlour.
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