WYSG Report #11120
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Lexi of Discretion    
September 2011
Average height, tubby lady with short blonde hair
£70 for 30 minutes (equivalent to £140 per hour)
This session happened in HU3 2DG
Appearance
 
  47  
 
Service
 
  44  
 
Price
 
  55  
 
46
Excellent oral, but let down by hygiene
    Oral sex without a condom
    Come in mouth
    Swallow
This was a spur of the moment decision to pop into Discretion, Hull, a massage parlour buried deep in a small industrial area to the west of the city. A young lady once described this kind of impulse thus: "When the balls are calling!" I know what she meant.

There's a doorbell to buzz and I was let in by the cleaner to the waiting lounge. There were two ladies working, who both greeted me and introduced themselves. I said that I'd like to see Lexi, who was of average height, with short, blonde hair with long dark roots. She wore a PVC nurses' outfit which struggled to compare her ample breasts. She was a little tubby in the middle without being overweight. Bare legs with white heels, but the heels themselves had loads of tiny puncture marks in them, just like something that your little doggie may have chewed.

I agreed the basic price of £50 and asked her of she offered OWO. She said that she did, which is good, because that's the bit I really enjoy. She said that would be an extra £20, but would include CIM and swallow. She seemed keen on that bit.

Now if the mantra of the estate agent is Location, Location, Location, then the mantra for paid sexual encounters should by Hygiene, Hygiene, Hygiene! With this in mind, I was lead to a room and left for a short time to get ready. I realised then that I hadn't been pointed towards a shower or even seen a shower room on the way to the room.

I'd had a shower that morning, but still thought this was a little odd and not what I was used to. Lexi came back after a few moments and stripped straight off. She revealed a few teddy bear and balloon type tattoos and a tummy-button piercing.

She moved straight towards me and gently kissed my shoulder, but that's as far as the kissing went. She progressed to my erection, gently stroking it to full size, then moved slowly to envelop it in her wet mouth, flicking her studded tongue around it. Her oral technique was very good, she knows just how to use her tongue and stud, working my cock with her had and mouth well. I felt myself on the edge at this point, so I asked her to move around a little and let me watch her play with herself before intending to head towards a condom. She readily did this, but I spotted a little white creamy discharge at her opening, and I'm afraid there was what looked like a little dried crusting on the stubble that surrounded her pussy. As she played with herself, there was also a little malodorous whiff in the air.

Now, as we'd already agreed CIM, etc, and indeed paid for it, a quick change of plan seemed in order. I decided that I wouldn't even attempt RO or full sex given what I've described above. We'd already established that her oral skills are very good, so I asked her to resume OWO.

I didn't mention the hygiene issues; I guess I should have, but that would have just ruined it for me too. She continued using her hand and mouth and quickly brought me to orgasm. She took all my load readily in her mouth and made the gulping sound as she swallowed it, showing me her empty mouth afterwards.

We both then quickly dressed and she showed me out to the front door with some happy chit chat. It's really a shame about the negative aspects of this meet, because Lexi is a sweet, cute young lady, but I was left wondering whether she knows what the standards to aspire to actually are. If she could match her oral skills with the rest of the package, she'd be OK.

Just remember, though, that at the very other end of the M62, at Sandy's, the self same price gets you a far superior service and immaculate cleanliness - why can't this parlour meet that standard?

Anonymous

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