Disappointing parlour punt
| |  | Kissing
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| | | Oral sex without a condom |
| | | Penetrative sex |
Entered Cosmo round the back and was met at the entrance by the receptionist and Tegan, Taylor and Anna. I was told that Taylor had a customer waiting for her upstairs so I chose Tegan.
She stands at mid height, with a nice face, brown hair, curvy figure and large breasts - not a bad second choice I thought. I asked for 30 minutes and made my way upstairs where Tegan would come to meet me. Five minutes later and Tegan entered the room, she unzipped what looked like a black nurses uniform to reveal a corset underneath that was cleverly concealing the goods beneath. Off came the corset and out came a rather large wobbly stomach with visible stretch marks and some enhanced breasts which definitely did not have a natural look.
On to my front for a back massage and I began getting a good grope of Tegan's legs, I turned around and began kissing on the neck and was informed that kissing was an extra £10 - OK I said, not ideal but I'm far too horny to say no. Kissing with tounges seemed to be off the cards so kissing on the mouth was done for a minutes before Tegan asked if I wanted oral. Of course I said and then out came the condom, ora without was an extra £10 - again I obliged.
Off she went sucking and after a minute I was told that I'm 'bubbling' (pre-cum appeared I assume) so the condom must come on for the next round. I sensed that we were only a few minutes in to the session so I asked her to continue sucking. After 30 seconds she protested 'You're bubbling again' so on with the condom it was.
Tegan lay on her back and we went for a couple of minutes of missionary, I couldn't hold out for long so pulled out suddenly twice. She asked why and I explained that if I didn't I would erupt far too quickly, she looked a little annoyed but away I continued. After another minute I pulled out and was met with a stern 'why do you keep pulling out', I explained again and asked if I could cum twice in 30 minutes which she explained is not possible in the time slot.
I then asked for a different (less sensitive) position, she explained that she was working until 6am and because I was well endowed didn't want a vigorous shag in any other position. She refused doggy and spoons then agreed to cowgirl. A top she slid in and began riding me, I didn't last long and after two minutes I came in the condom.
Off the bed she went and handed me some wet wipes to clean myself with. I got my clothes on and had a brief conversation about holidays before being led downstairs and led out from where I arrived.
Overall this was a disappointing session. We just didn't click and Tegan's main aim was to get me to cum and leave as soon as possible. Exactly what a mechanical parlour punt typifies.
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