WYSG Report #12284
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Roxy of Cosmopolitan Spa    
June 2014
Pretty but slightly overweight brunette
£40 for 30 minutes (equivalent to £80 per hour)
This session happened in BD3 8LF
Appearance
 
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Service
 
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Price
 
  100  
 
48
Mediocre parlour punt
    Oral sex with a condom
    Penetrative sex
I arrived at Cosmopolitan Spa quite late in the evening, parked right outside and went to the front door. I was let in by the security man; the receptionist was sitting in the lounge with Roxy, the only girl available at the time. It was Roxy I'd been hoping to see, mainly because of the two reviews on their website which both describe her in glowing terms.

In the flesh she looked a bit chubbier than I'd been expecting so I opted for just half an hour and she led me upstairs. Once in the room we both undressed and she asked if I wanted a massage with talc or lotion. She didn't offer the use of the shower but I'd had one before I set off, so I chose lotion and laid down on the bed. The massage was nice and would have been relaxing were it not for the regular chirp of two smoke detectors, one in the room and the other seemingly just outside the door. How the girls put up with it all day I don't know. If I ever go back I'll try to remember to take some batteries.

The conversation soon dried up and the massage got repetitive. I was starting to think about taking the initiative when Roxy asked if I wanted to turn over. As I did I asked about extras and she told me she didn't specialise. So it was on with the condom for some oral, sex with her on top, then me on top, then when it became clear I wasn't going to come that way she suggested I lay on my back again and she would wank me off.

She knelt on the bed to do this which gave me the opportunity to play with her ample breasts, then I moved my hand down to stroke the little tuft of pubes just above her clitoris. She was fine with that, but moved out of reach when my fingers wandered towards her labia. So I laid back and thought of better times and soon the juices flowed, albeit it not bounteously. Roxy handed me some wet-wipes, we both got dressed and she led me back downstairs and showed me to the door.

All in all it was a very lack-lustre punt which reminded me why I haven't visited Cosmo since last year.

Anonymous

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