Punting nightmare
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I had planned to see a girl in Manchester at 12:30am, but she bailed on me at the last minute. I quickly checked online to see who could be working and there wasn't many options available. Then, to my detriment, I narrowed down on Cosmopolitan Spa - and before setting off I rang to ask if there would be any girls working. I always like to ring and speak to someone in the knowledge that I won't have a wasted journey. Once I was assured that three girls would be waiting, I drove across to Bradford and I arrived there at around 1am.
Upon arriving, my first impression was "what have I let myself in for?". I seriously wanted to walk away, but I didn't have the bottle as a security guard (a big Eastern European fella) and another tank of a man was standing at the back. At the reception I was told only two girls were available which slightly annoyed me as I was told there was three. The first lady didn't even engage in eye contact so she was a no and the second was sat in the lounge. Foolishly without even looking at her I picked her and it was a catastrophic mistake. Taking her time a very petite and short lady of Indian descent came over and said "hi". I paid the receptionist the £40 and was ushered upstairs.
Now, I've never visited this particular parlour before and I've only had around five parlour punts in total, as I prefer indies, but it's pretty basic with mirrors on the walls and ceiling. To be honest. the surroundings don't half bother me as much if the lady has a good attitude. Aisha sadly lacked any real passion, emotion and her attitude was awful.
She wasn't terribly bad looking but she had far too much make-up caked on and that's not my kind of thing. Her lingerie was ripped in places but again that's no real biggie as I'm more interested in what's underneath.
She told me to take of my clothes and asked me if I wanted a massage. I accepted and for the next ten minutes, I must have heard her say: "next time pick someone after having seen them". I apologised and thought nothing off it - but when she constantly kept banging on about it, it really started to get on my nerves. In my time of punting I've met some real stunners - and if it wasn't for a money transaction then I wouldn't stand much chance in bedding those girls. Here, I must admit (and without sounding disrespectful) I was way out of this Aisha's league - and her put downs just wanted me to tell her to shut the fuck up.
No kissing allowed - and it was covered oral. When I told her to stop the massage and begin oral, she told me "that's not a good thing to say". I couldn't believe the amount of stuff coming out of her mouth. To compound matters - and the last straw for me - was when she said and I quote: "if you push my head down I will bite your penis and trust me I know how to". I hadn't even attempted to do such a thing, but merely enquired about deep throating.
I just wanted to fuck her as the oral was hands down the worst I've ever had. I tried missionary and then doggy, but nothing. I then asked if I could cum on her tits. As soon as she said "yes", she reminded me that I had five minutes left and proceeded to get the tissues - and this was before I had even attempted to ejaculate on her tits. To say I was "gone" at this point, is putting it mildly.
Never in my five years of punting have I failed to cum at least once, but there wasn't a cat in hells chance that I was going to cum on this occasion. I quickly got dressed and fucked off out of there. On the drive back home, I was berating myself of why I allowed myself to endure a lady with such a piss poor attitude. Now for me, yes, it's the lady's job to deliver a good service, but I can tolerate a mediocre service provided that the girl's attitude doesn't stink. Aisha is the benchmark, in my experience of everything that's terrible in girls who do this line of work.
The only positive was that the drive home back to Huddersfield was a quick one, as there was no traffic at 1:30am... and that was seriously the only positive.
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