WYSG Report #13229
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Lucy of Cosmopolitan Spa    
February 2016
Curvy, about a size 14, blonde, big breasts, sounds like an American
£40 for 30 minutes (equivalent to £80 per hour)
This session happened in BD3 8LF
Appearance
 
  45  
 
Service
 
  36  
 
Price
 
  100  
 
45
Half decent massage, below average punt overall with size 14 blonde
    Oral sex with a condom
    Penetrative sex
Before I write this report, bear in mind that this punt isn't indicative of Cosmopolitan Spa standards - I have been here on numerous occasions and enjoyed the vast majority of my visits, but there is always that "one bad session". The reason I went for this lady in the end was that I do like the "larger woman" - and I haven't seen many at Cosmopolitan Spa. So, I thought to myself "let's give her a go"...she is decent looking by the way.

Anyway, I paid my £40 fee for 30 minutes and then we went upstairs to the bedroom. She was dressed very sexily in tight clothing, which made her big breasts look very prominent - and I was looking forward to the session at this moment. In the bedroom, she advised me: "for your £40 you get a massage, oral and sex. If you want OWO, that's an extra £20 and a GFE is an extra £10". I declined all of these extras.

She then went on to say: "Would you like your massage at the start or the end". I know it's a "massage parlour", but it isn't a requirement to get a massage is it? I had a feeling that this was going to be "one of those" punts. I opted for the massage, as I always do - they usually last five minutes.

The massage was pretty decent and lasted quite long (around twelve minutes) with lots of talking from her. She is a pleasant girl, but we all know about using the massage and talking as a "time wasting" tactic. I could have brought the massage to an earlier end, but gathered that this might be the best part of the punt.

Onto the "sex" and this started off with her doing oral on me for about two minutes. Once that was finished, she laid on her back and I went on top. After 45 seconds of sex she started saying: "oh, please cum for me, I can feel pressure". After a further 60 seconds, she started saying: "please come for me". I got bored of this then went doggy for one or two minutes and I got the same responses.

I got fed up of all of this and just asked if she could wank me off. After a minute of her doing this, I never came and I imagined that her hand was getting tired and so asked her if she would like me to wank myself off. In the end I just got fed up of her talking and cut the session short and got dressed.

I get the impression that this lady has no intention of working at Cosmopolitan Spa for a considerable amount of time. If the way that she was with me is the way that she will be with all of her other clients, then I don't believe that she will get a lot of returning punters. Thank God I turned down the extras.

I shall return to the parlour, but not to see Lucy - this is nothing personal, as she is a pleasant person - but I'm there for a half decent service and I don't expect a lot for £40. I'm not too disappointed, as these experiences are inevitable from time to time in this industry.

Anonymous

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