Basic parlour punt and I got what I expected
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Now, I haven't visited what you would call a "proper" parlour for a long, long time. I was a regular at Sauna 2000 in Leeds - but since that went away, I have stuck to indie girls and the odd massage with a happy ending. Anyway, I found myself with a Monday off work and I missed the feeling of just walking in to a parlour and so thought I'd give Cosmopolitan a go.
The entrance on Leeds road is quite open, although they says that they also have a rear entrance - but I could not find it. There was some building work going on and so that maybe the reason for this. I made my way and went into the front hall, pressed the buzzer and was immediately let in. Once inside, I was met by a receptionist who ran through the prices and said: "we have two girls: Morgan and Hanna".
I asked to see Hanna and then paid my £35 for thirty minutes. I was led up the stairs to a room that can only be described as adequate and definitely not as good as the rooms look on the web site.
Hanna gave me a short massage and then she asked me to turn over and she rolled on the condom, before starting to give me some covered oral. It was not the best, but it never is with a condom on anyway.
We then moved on to sex - first with me on top in missionary and then we moved onto doggy. As I was very horny, I didn't last too long and I was done before my thirty minutes - but all I was wanting was a quick shag anyway and so I wasn't really bothered.
I got dressed and went back down the stairs and the receptionist let me back out of the front door on to Leeds road - with me trying to look like I'd not just come out of the massage parlour!
The punt was what it was, but next time I think I will try Morgan, who looked quite a pretty and natural girl.
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