Mechanical happy ending - my last visit that I will make to this place
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I turned up early without an appointment and was met by a Chinese lady. I would say that she is around 40 years old - it was difficult to say for sure because the massage rooms here are quite dark. She was smiling and pleasant enough, but it soon became clear that she spoke virtually no English. She was dressed in a short dress and fishnet stockings.
She gestured for me to undress and left the room. I stripped naked and assumed the position, face down on the massage table. She came back a few minutes later and asked if I wanted "soft, medium or firm". I asked for firm and the massaged started...
The massage was poor, with little skill - it was no more than a lot of hard pressing really. After twenty minutes or so of oily pressing, she asked me if I wanted body-to-body massage and held up four fingers, "£40?" I asked and she nodded and so I said "OK".
She undressed to reveal a decent body - the tits were nice, but she had a little belly and the granny pants stayed on, even though I gestured to them and she shook her head. I wasn't happy, but it was a bit late by then. She then proceeded to get on the table and rub her tits against my chest in a circular motion making some very fake moaning sounds, I had a little suck of her nipples and a little kiss - all pretty mechanical.
She then touched my cock and pointed to her mouth and held two fingers up. I wasn't impressed with the show so far and so I declined the offer of what appeared to be some sort of oral sex. On reflection I must have been underwhelmed, because if I'd been thinking with the little fella then I'd have thrown another £20 in the hat. Instead, she finished with an equally mechanical happy ending. The only sounds I heard from her during the whole episode were a few fake moans, a belch and her clearing her throat a couple of times - not very arousing!
This was my third visit here and it will be my last. The first visit was decent, the second fairly poor and this one was the worst, enough is enough, given that there are still some good Thai places around. It is pot luck which girl you see as they rotate every couple of weeks, but the massage is very poor and the extras on offer aren't much better.
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