Quick massage, blowjob and handjob
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I called ahead to be told just to turn up - which is exactly what I need from a parlour. I turned up and was let in by pregnant lady who asked how long I wanted, she took my £20 for 30 minutes and said she'd send in the ugliest girl. It was funny - honest!
Clare (not sure on spelling) came in and she is tiny and speaks with a tinge of Yorkshire accent - so clearly she had been here for a long time. The first question was: "have you been here before?" (I always answer "yes" - but I actually had been before).
She gave me a nice back massage and before long she was asking if I wanted any other services. On offer was full service for £60 - but I asked for oral, which she offered for £40. I didn't bother negotiating as that was reasonable to me, given the timing and convenience. She remained clothed and didn't do any front massage, just went straight into some lovely hand work before applying a condom and sucking away. It was actually either too tight or too aggressive and so eventually I opted to remove the condom and go for a very nice oily hand job.
We cleaned up and I was out - I was probably in there 20 minutes, which suits my style of "quick one" punting.
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