Massage and perfunctory hand relief at a rip-off price
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I was in Leeds to meet some mates and sensing an opportunity for a treat, I set off a bit early. As it was late morning, I thought I might be able to get into the Baan (ex Chayada) premises as it seems almost impossible now after lunchtime, without an appointment.
I got there just before 11am and went straight in. There was only one lady there and so there was no choice, but I am used to that. I didn't catch her name - she did give me one, but she was quite difficult to understand. She was in her early to mid-30s, about 5ft 2in tall with long black hair and she was slim, bordering on thin.
As I was meeting friends afterwards, I asked her if she would just use her hands for the massage as I can never get the smell of the oil out with only one shower in those places - and I and usually have to soak in the bath at home for about half hour... so with friends looming, I had to be careful. She was happy with that and actually massaged me through a towel, which they sometimes they do to begin with anyway.
She did a reasonable job, although she couldn't make it a soothing, relaxing massage. Instead she pulled and twisted, stretched and stood on me - but not in a painful or unpleasant way. It was certainly different to what I'm used to. Just before it was time to turn over, she asked me what I usually had after the massage and I said "a happy ending for £20". She then offered a happy ending and body-to-body massage for £80, which I declined, telling her that I didn't have the money (I did, but I got stung before and so I'm cautious now). Shen then offered it for £40 and so I agreed, which was a mistake...
The body-to-body massage turned out to be her sat topless next to me - not a body-to-body massage at all. In addition, when I put my hand on her tit, she put her hand over mine and pressed it meaning that I couldn't move my hand to feel anything. With her other hand, she started working on me. It took a while for things to finish as she was only using one hand to pump up and down, which wasn't erotic or pleasant.
Once things had finished, she cleaned me up. I kicked myself for paying £20 to have my hand crushed again her breast - a complete rip off really. The whole visit cost £80 and I really should have just stuck with the happy ending on its own - but sadly I never learn. Next time, a happy ending only.
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