A very basic session with a pretty and busty lady who was not quite as advertised
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Having a day free I decided to check out the Sheffield parlour scene, which in fairness can be pretty dire these days. I ended up phoning Honeypot, which I haven't visited for about 4 years, to be told about Lacey, and I ended up with an impression of a young, average sized girl with a huge chest. I checked out the only report of her to get a similar impression, so, much encouraged, off I went.
Honeypot hasn't changed at all in years, and I braved the line of stationary traffic at the lights and went up the stairs, buzzed and was let in by the receptionist (who looked quite fit I must say).
No drink or shower offered (neither of which I needed) and I was shown into a room, which was pretty much untouched since my last visit, and was introduced to Lacey. Well, this was the first surprise, as she is clearly in her early 30's, and a much larger lady than advertised, however, I was not too disappointed at this stage as she was pretty, pleasant, standing around 5ft 3" and with a chest as huge as advertised, perhaps more so; so off with the kit and onto the bed with Lacey.
I was offered a massage, but as that can be a time-wasting tactic I opted for a cuddle and fondle while I got in the mood, and she asked me what I wanted. I asked for GFE for 30 mins, which she agreed to, and said it would be £55, which is £5 less than the advertised rate, so I thought I'd scored.
I then got close and asked for a kiss, which she bent over and delivered, pretty much in the way I'd kiss an aged aunt! It was clear there was going to be no DFK or passion there then. Nevertheless, I was still enjoying grappling with her enormous knockers, each of which took both hands. They are not just huge, but shapely as well, and apart from hanging to her waist, are firm, if that makes sense. She then asked if I wanted oral, which is my favourite pastime, but reached for a condom. On enquiring about oral without I was told everything was covered, so that was that. I was now quite hard having had her G cups in my face for ten minutes, so the condom went on easily, and she started a slow, shallow, gentle oral which was nice enough, but I'm afraid it's the never the same through rubber.
After about three minutes she signalled it was time for sex, so I got her to straddle me cowgirl, so I could once again enjoy the hanging delights, and we bounced away in her tight little pussy. Eventually we changed through mish, side (where the view was amazing) and finished with a few enthusiastic thrusts in doggy, grabbing the largest bum I've had hold of in years, but nice.
More pleasant chat during the clean-up, comparing notes from her civvy life, where she lives etc. She is really nice company, however, I won't be back, as after the novelty of the mega-knockers, I'll be back to my size 8's, with proper passionate kissing and uncovered oral. I was back in the car 30 mins after leaving it.
My fault for not checking properly in advance, but the Honeypot website, in the absence of photos of Lacey, should provide a bit more truthful detail about her physique, because if they published a full photo set, she'd still have a queue of punters, but ones who knew exactly what they were getting.
Finally, in no sense was this a GFE, so anyone wanting to go along to enjoy her chest, just pay the basic, as that's all you're going to get anyway.
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