WYSG Report #14370
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Yasmin of Cosmopolitan Spa    
November 2017
Asian looking, curvy, decent looking, big tits (advertised age 35)
£40 for 30 minutes (equivalent to £80 per hour)
This session happened in BD3 8LF
Appearance
 
  50  
 
Service
 
  17  
 
Price
 
  100  
 
35
Really poor punt with a lady who didn't want me to be there
    Oral sex with a condom
On arrival, I paid my fee and then went upstairs. Yasmin came up a few minutes later.

"Lay on your front and I'll give you a massage" she said. This lasted about four minutes - not very good. I wasn't expecting anything great, but this was below par. I turned over and she got a condom out and put it on my soft cock. What came next was probably the most unenthusiastic blow jobs that I've ever had - I couldn't feel a thing and my penis is very delicate. This lasted about four minutes and I wasn't even hard - I don't believe she had any intention of getting me hard. I had no idea what she was doing but that wasn't a blow job.

Then all of a sudden she said: "I need a wee" and so she wandered off for a few minutes. She didn't goto the toilet though - she just went out of the room, I suspect in the hope that my already soft penis would go down even further and allow her to waste a few minutes. She came back in and my penis was soft and so she put some lube on and laid down to have sex. Errr...come on love, my penis is soft.

She gave me another unenthusiastic blow job and I got a little hard, which she detected. So she stopped and rummaged in her bag, looking for some different lube. I knew what she was playing at, but I had clocked her game well before this. In the end I lost my mojo and couldn't be bothered. My libido was gone. It was one of those punts you "write off". I left after about 15 minutes - she won.

In summary, I detected from the moment she walked into the room that she didn't like large willies. She was quite muted too, again just part of her lack of service (I don't expect a lot too and I'm easily pleased). I don't expect lots of talking either, I have friends for that but she never said a word. If you have an average or above average size penis then I would suggest you look elsewhere. She should have been honest from the start that she didn't want to have sex, I'd have understood and just got a hand job or something. I don't think I'll go there again.

Anonymous

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