Good massage and topless happy ending - but very expensive
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I'd first noticed this place on Gumtree, and whilst researching, I came across their website. It was a Wednesday teatime and so I rang asking if their £35 per hour offer was on - it was and so I booked and arrived at 5pm.
Parking was easy and at that early time, I had no worries about leaving the car in one of the side streets, although I'm not sure about later in the evening. I went to the front door, which is located right on the main road and could have been indiscreet, but in fact there was no-one around and I pushed the door, which opened only three inches before a security chain stopped me. Then a lady let me in and greeted me by name and so I must have been the only booking.
I was asked for the £35 at the desk and I was then taken by a second lady into a clean, modern, nicely decorated room, equipped with a shower cubicle, massage table (without the face-hole). It was well lit (possibly too well) with LED down lights - and on a freezing afternoon, it was nicely warm.
She asked me to undress and lie on the table and so I asked "all off?" and she nodded, so a good start. Once on the table, face down, I waited a little bit too long for her to return particularly seeing as there was no-one else there - but eventually in she came and commenced. I asked her name, which was "Lily". She had a nice smile and spoke very good English.
The first thing she did was to put a towel over me and so I wondered if this was in any way a bad signal. But she started on my legs and very quickly indeed was reaching under the towel as she did my thighs. I have to say that by the 15 minute point, I was sure that this was the best massage I'd had as she had the perfect mix of stroking, tickling, teasing with her nails, grabbing the tackle, etc., and I was mentally planning my next visit!
At about the twenty minute point, she asked if I wanted a body-to-body massage and so I asked how much? "£80" was the reply! "Too much", I said. "It's usually £100", she replied!
Well, fortunately my will power was assisted by the fact that I knew that I didn't have that amount on me, as a total of £115 would be a ridiculous amount for a rub 'n' tug in Beeston, so I just let her carry on with the massage and it may be that I was slightly pissed off, or maybe she was, but the quality of the massage seemed to drop off a bit.
She asked me to turn over and my interest, which had waned a little, was still obvious - so at about the 40 minute point, she asked if I wanted a hand job? Again, I asked how much? £30 she said, which is still too much, but I wasn't going to say no and so she asked me to pay her, which is always annoying when you have to get up and go to find your wallet, again mid-massage. On the way, I asked if she was going to take her top off and she told me that it was another £20 for that! I thought "bugger it" and as I had decided that it was my last time here, I got the extra £50 and gave it to her, whereupon she took off her tight tunic and leggings, revealing an averagely attractive body with a very nice shapely pair of breasts.
The massage continued now, with me having the occasional squeeze of her boobs, but I wasn't permitted access far into her pants. The massage, I have to admit once again, was absolutely excellent. It was a perfect mix of teasing, touching, swiping and then moving away to delay the moment, which came rather explosively, to her amusement. It was forty-five minutes into the session at this point.
She started the clean up with tissues and asked if I wanted a shower, which I would normally have declined, but on this occasion, having been smothered in more than a pint of oil, I had to accept. I half jokingly asked if she was going to join me, to which she replied: "that's extra". I bet it was. I had the distinct impression, untested, that if my wallet had been full and free-flowing that pretty much anything could be bought.
Shower done, I got dressed, had a quick cursory hug and the was out and in the car fifty-five minutes after leaving it. So, this was a bit of a shame really, as the massage component of the session was wonderful. The girl was friendly and attractive enough, and the happy ending was also brilliant. But the pricing is ridiculous, and the feeling of being fleeced is never conducive to return visits. If I'd just had the straight £35 massage I'd have felt it was brilliant, but that's not what we go to these places for really, is it.
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