Minimal massage and rushed hand job - I won't return
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Well, I thought it was about time I contributed to the WYSG and left a review for a massage that I had earlier this week. My normal "go to" place has been the Thai Orchid Massage above the Korean supermarket on Vicar Lane. This has recently changed hands and become "MeMe Thai Spa" and so I decided to head down and give it a go. I had seen on Vivastreet that they were advertising an introductory one-hour massage at £30 - and half hour massages at £20, if you called ahead in advance to book and "came" between 10:30am and 1pm.
I arrived at the reception and was told that the price was now £25, despite my early morning booking. I was in no mood to argue and so handed over the cash - hey ho, it's only a fiver - but what got me is the principle it.
I got into the room and laid down. After five minutes, a woman walked in - but as the lights were dimmed so low, I barely saw her - but what I saw was a very average looking Chinese looking girl with glasses.
The massage itself was not too bad - very firm - which some people might not like, but I'm sure you can give your preference, although I was not actually asked. In fact the girl who gave my massage did not even introduce herself to me or even say "hello", which for a Thai place is quite unusual. Instead, she just launched into the massage.
After about fifteen minutes, the towel was firmly in place. There had been no accidental swipes or suggestions of anything else at all. I was asked to turn over and she removed the towel and curtly said: "You want anything else?". This was so off putting and she had the attitude like she wanted to get it done and get onto the next customer. I asked what was on offer and got told that I could have a hand job for £30. Given the attitude, I was tempted to refuse, but my second brain (often my first) overruled it. I know I shouldn't have paid £30, but I was in no mood to argue. She wanted the money immediately, which is a huge turnoff and which never used to happen before. This meant getting up to get it, which was a complete buzz kill.
The hand job was awful - two words that I thought in all my life can't go together, but they actually can. It was so mechanical and involved fast pumping, just to get the desired result - despite me saying "slow down" and then pumping really fast whilst I was coming, which I find uncomfortable. Once done, she gave me a quick wipe and said: "there's the shower".
It is safe to say that this was the worst experience I have ever had. Just the attitude and rudeness and unwelcoming nature of the staff here, as well as the minimal massage and high prices. I'll stick to the premises down the road or the ones in Bradford. MeMe won't be going for long at this rate - mark my words.
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