Decent massage but no extras
I arrived in Barnsley to try my luck at the new Chinese place - only to find the door shut with a note saying that they were busy. So, I walked across the town centre to try "Thai Relax Therapy" instead. Having seen no previous WYSG reports, I had no idea what I was getting into.
The lady who answered the door spoke in very broken English, but she said "£39" when I asked for the hour. I handed over £40 and got no change. A sign on the wall said: "no sexual services", but I've seen those signs before and it's meant nothing to me.
The same lady came back in the room and it was obvious that she was doing the massage. I didn't fancy her one little bit, but hey ho. She told me to leave the underpants on and I said: "how can you do a proper massage with them on?" and so she said: "OK".
I stripped off in front of her to show her that I wasn't shy and she commenced a warm oil massage, which was nice but not mind blowing. There was zero indication of anything sexy and even on the turn over, with all my junk on show, her hands were nowhere near.
All in all it was OK and I wasn't that bothered about the lack of a happy ending, but even for a legitimate place, it was nothing special. I won't be returning.
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