WYSG Report #15511
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Nikki of Simply Siam Thai Massage    
February 2020
Mid to late 20s, plump and rounded, size 14/16
£50 for 30 minutes (equivalent to £100 per hour)
This session happened in HG1 1UF
Appearance
 
  41  
 
Service
 
  38  
 
Price
 
  91  
 
44
Not the best of sessions
    Happy Ending
Having watched this place from the start and followed the reviews on the WYSG, I was excited tonight to find time to make a booking. Note - if you are going in the evening, parking is difficult.

On arrival, I was greeted by a slim, size 8/10 lady and I was shown to my room - but I was disappointed when Nikki herself came in. She was pleasant enough, but not what I was expecting.

We proceeded with the massage - the oil was hot! A lot of time was spent on the legs and bum - however there was not really any erotic connection. There was the occasional CC swipe, but it didn't really get me aroused.

Before the turn, Nikki asked me if I'd like some extras. She quoted me £20 for a happy ending, £40 for topless and £80 for a body-to-body massage. Either she didn't like me - I accept that may be possible - or they have found a "market".

I opted for a happy ending. It was OK, but too much oil was used and the woman couldn't get a grip! The problem with Thai ladies is they always "stay out of range" when sitting on your legs.

Some of the reports on this place have been good - but sadly not for me.

Anonymous

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