Poor punt with an unfriendly lady
| |  | Oral sex with a condom |
| | | Penetrative sex |
This session happened about a month ago. I've sat on it for a while now, umming and aaaring about whether or not to submit the report - feeling guilty about submitting a poor report at a time when the parlour might be struggling. The receptionist had told me on my previous visit that she was struggling to get girls back to work and wouldn't be able to keep paying them forever.
The "get there early" approach works good if there's more than one girl to choose from, but at parlours with a staffing problem - it doesn't always work. On my previous visit, I arrived at the opening time. In the lounge, another punter rang and the description given over the phone of a lady who was running an hour late was a more desirable description than the lady who was available. The lady who was available wasn't bad, so I went with her.
So, on this occasion I decided to ring a bit later at a time when I thought that more than one lady would be available. I was given a description of two ladies. As strange as it may seem, I remember the name of the lady who I didn't end up with but not the name of the lady who I did end up with. I probably wanted to forget it as soon as possible. The ladies were Ruby, a gorgeous, slim redhead and a Caribbean tall, busty and black lady. My instincts told me that Ruby was probably more attractive, but I hadn't had sex with a black girl for ages. I thought that I'd just turn up and see which one was available and said: "OK, I'll be there in an hour or so" and hung up. Why, why, WHY didn't I just say: "I'd like to book Ruby please"?
So I arrived at the parlour and as I approached the top of the stairs, Ruby came out. She was really attractive. I immediately said: "can I see you please?". She said: "I'm sorry, I'm waiting for a booking to arrive". That might've been me if I'd just asked for her on the phone.
In the lounge was the black escort and the receptionist. The escort looked OK. She is curvy with huge natural boobs - probably about 5ft 7in in her bare feet, but looking much taller in her heels. Sorry, I can't remember what she was wearing but she looked very presentable, I know that much. If she wasn't then it would have stood out and I would have remembered. Her face was OK, but when she smiled I noticed that she had a tooth missing. I don't think that the rest of her teeth were rotten or anything, but just one was missing. This was my second time at the parlour and for the second time I was presented with the lesser attractive lady out of two that were working on the day. Why oh why didn't I just walk?, or wait for Ruby? Well, at the time I didn't know that I was going to get a poor service - otherwise I definitely would have.
£35 pounds is needed up front for one basic service and then you pay for any extras in the room. As I was about to hand £35 to the receptionist, I noticed that the rest of the notes that I had left in my wallet were twenties. I said: "I'd like some extras, but I only have twenty pound notes. Can you exchange one for some tens?". She said: "Yes, but you might need more than that". I thought, "hmmm, that doesn't sound good". Again why didn't I walk?. But no, like a silly sod I gave over the £35 and a £20 to exchange for two tens.
The escort seemed friendly, but not going out of her way to make me feel as though she really liked me. I didn't expect her to, but she could at least pretend. Smiles were a bit forced and I felt as though she didn't want to be there. The nicer room that I was in on my previous visit was reserved for the fellow who had booked Ruby. I was shown to a tiny room that was as basic as basic can be. Like the nicer room the bed was a single and in this case it was a good job. A double would have gone right across the doorway and touched the opposite wall.
I said "I'd like to pay for oral without, please". She said: "that will be an extra £30". Not the £10 that I paid with another lady on my previous visit - but £30! I said: "Could I have a hand job too?" She said: "I'll do sex, oral, reverse oral and hand job for an extra £20". I handed out the £20 (why did I do it?) and asked a silly question, for which the answer ought to have been obvious considering that she had just said that oral without would be £30. I said: "is the oral with a condom?". She said in a very irritated and slightly aggressive voice "You're getting sex, protected oral, reverse oral and a hand job, so that's four services, do you understand!?" In her mind, what she was offering me was amazing. I'm as passive and unassuming a person as you could meet and she spoke to me as though I'm some kind of boundary pushing arsehole, just because of a misunderstanding. I was annoyed that she barked at me, but didn't want the atmosphere to go downhill even more and so I pretended to be pleased with what she was offering. If she knew that I was pissed off, I thought that whatever service I was about to receive might be even worse.
She started to give me my protected oral. I played with her boobs, which felt nice. Then I closed my eyes, laid back and tried to imagine that it was Rochelle Humes giving me a blow job. It was enough to get me hard. Then I asked for some doggy style. She bent over the bed and I took her from behind. The skin on her bum felt dry and her cheeks were hard. Some people might like that, but it's not for me. To be fair, she did at least give a bit of vocal feedback with moans of pleasure, probably fake but at least there was some effort to make me feel as though she was enjoying it.
I was struggling to sustain an erection and I guess I can't really blame her for my shit performance, but I just wasn't turned on at all. In a way it's a good job that I'd given her the extra £20, because I don't think that I would have cum through sex alone. I asked her to wank me and she did - but with the condom on. I could have asked her to take it off.
There was no shower in this more basic room and I thought: "what the hell, I'll let the condom stay on so that there won't be as much mess to clean up". I was at least managing to stay erect now and I knew that I'd be able to cum and I didn't want to jeopardise that, so I didn't bother asking for the reverse oral. If I'd broken off to do that then I think I might have lost my erection again. I should have asked for it at the beginning, so I can't blame her for that. She wanked me until I shot my load into the condom and I can't remember if she gave me wipes or tissue to clean myself.
There was a bit of time left on the clock, but she said: "right you can go home and have a shower now". She couldn't offer one at the parlour because there wasn't one in the room that we used and the other room was occupied.
The whole time I was there I was pretending that I was pleased. I'm too bloody nice and scared of hurting people's feelings - that's my problem - and I didn't want to piss her off and make the atmosphere bad. I'm no tightwad. I'll pay handsomely if the service is good but this was a rip off compared to what some parlours offer. The thing that upset me the most is the way that she barked at me when I got a bit confused about what was on offer. There's no need for it.
This is a poor report partly because I messed up and made some beginner mistakes. Spontaneity can lead to some great punts, but I had so many opportunities to wait for Ruby or walk and I chose to just get swept along. I'm annoyed at myself. Based on my previous experience I still think that it's a decent parlour and I can't think of too many places where you can have full sex for £35, but if I visit again I will make sure that I avoid this particular lady.
I'd also like to point out that for an experienced punter, I made some very poor mistakes on this punt. I could've been sat here writing a better report if I'd just used my brain. Anyway I feel that it's my duty to other punters to submit it so that they can perhaps avoid making the same mistakes.
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