All services delivered - but mid session shit ruined it
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This was only my second punt since February 2020. Having been let down at short notice by the soon-to-be GILF in Farsley, I didn't have time to arrange anything with an indie so decided to try my luck at Benja as plan B. A decision I regretted almost immediately.
I'd read favourable reports on here (ranging from decent to great) and was hoping to see Ying, but she wasn't there when I arrived. There were three ladies to choose from, none of whom I found especially attractive, but I settled on a lady called Tahlia. Based on the Yorkshire accent and physical description, it's 99% certain to be the same Unknown girl from the August 2021 report. I paid her £35 for one hour.
I was shown to the room and she went to get me a can of Bud, with a spotlessly clean glass (a nice touch, I thought) whilst I got undressed. I decided to sort out the extras at the start and we agreed on £80 for oral, body-to-body and cum twice. So the first thing she did was to strip naked and get on her knees and give me some nice OWO - but with too much use of her hand for my liking - although she did place them on my thighs when requested. It didn't take me long to come and, although I gave her warning, some of it went in her mouth and she let it dribble out.
We had a quick clean-up, then it was on to my front for the body-to-body. This was when it started to get weird and go rapidly downhill. Part-way through the body-to-body, she announced that she'd have to go for a shit (she actually used the infantile word "poo-poo") so that instantly put a dampener on proceedings. On her return, she blamed it on the spicy food she'd had for breakfast. Too much information. One of the activities I love to indulge in during a punt is reverse oral, but there was no way I was going anywhere near her pussy now.
So we carried on with the body-to-body, but her hair kept getting in my eyes whilst I was on my back (I wear contact lenses and the sensation of hair in my eyes is uncomfortable). She did try to tie it back, but it kept coming down again. So I asked her to finish me off with a combination of oral and hand relief. To be fair to her, she did try her best and I did manage to get hard again, but I couldn't get the image of her sat on the crapper out of my brain so I soon lost wood. I decided to call a halt to proceedings and cut the session short with fifteen minutes remaining.
I hadn't realised at the time, but she'd used a strong smelling tiger balm on me whilst I was on my front and no way did I want to risk my wife smelling it when I got home. She got me a hot towel which just about did the trick - but what is it with these places that they can't just install a shower? Once I'd got dressed we sat in reception for a while chatting over our beers (she even drank one herself, which surprised me somewhat, all the more so given that the clock had yet to strike 12). Ying herself appeared whilst we were having our beers and introduced herself. She looked much hotter than the other three ladies and had taken much more care over her appearance, in that she was nicely made-up and not wearing the ubiquitous leggings and shapeless jumper combination.
She was a very pleasant, friendly and chatty lady with perfect English (she's Yorkshire-born) and none of the "attitude" that some Thai ladies seem to have. All services were delivered (and quite enthusiastically) as agreed and I was not rushed at all. Thankfully, she never went near her phone so there was none of that half-hearted one-handed massage whilst texting malarkey that I've read about at other places.
However, the mid-session shit was the obvious downer and passion-killer. Also, it was very expensive but probably about right for Thai places and their myriad add-ons. Would I go again? Maybe, but I'd try to book in advance and see Ying if I did. With hindsight, I should have paid a long overdue revisit to Flair in Dewsbury.
LeedsLothario
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