WYSG Report #16452
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Marissa of Simply Siam Thai Massage    
January 2022
Mid 20s, size 8/10, very pretty face
£70 for 60 minutes (equivalent to £70 per hour)
This session happened in HG1 1UF
Appearance
 
  65  
 
Service
 
  39  
 
Price
 
  100  
 
53
Decent massage but poor happy ending
    Happy Ending
It was my first time visiting this spa and I made an appointment on the day before.

I arrived a few minutes early - it was morning hours and so the street was empty. I would not want to visit this place during peak times, as it is not discreet at all. The premises are super pristine and very well appointed - you really feel like you are in Thailand.

I was greeted by the lady (picture on the website) who is older but kind of cute and I paid £40 for an hour (although she tried to upsell me the £55 massage). A younger masseuse called Marissa came to escort me to the room, which was just around the corner from the reception. She must have been in her mid 20s with a very pretty face and a nice looking body.

In the room she told me to take my clothes off, but to leave my boxer shorts on. This took me by surprise after all of the other reviews I had read. I obliged and laid on the table, face down, with my underwear on.

The massage started and it was very mediocre. After about fifteen minutes, I asked if the "boxers on" was a new rule/policy. She responded and said that since I was just there for a massage, she doesn't have to see me naked! I cheekily asked what would warrant "boxers off" and she said: "hand relief for £30, or body-to-body for £100". I opted for hand relief and she said: "You can take off your boxers when you turn over". Suffice to say, there was not a hint of sensuality during the whole massage - no CC wipes and no accidental ball touches. She didn't even massage my bum/glutes.

On the flip, I took off my boxers and she went straight for my cock. Her technique in this area was great and she kept eye contact and made sexy noises. Unfortunately, as soon as I began to come, she stopped stroking - which was such a waste! She cleaned me up and proceeded to give me a nice head and foot massage.

I am unlikely to return to this establishment, as the part I enjoy about full body sensual massage is the sensuality during the entire massage - and not just the ending.

Anonymous

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