Lack or rapport and intimacy was a turn off
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I have made it my punting mission of 2022 to visit massage parlours, having seldom ventured into this world before. I was travelling through Bradford on a rainy afternoon and decided to give Cosmopolitan a try. Now I have driven past this place on numerous occasions and have planned to go a few times, but I'd either bottled it or had been informed that there was a long waiting time. Reckoning that a mid-week mid-afternoon would be quiet, I called and was informed there were two "sexy ladies" available: Fiona and Bianca.
Having parked up on the busy road outside, I took a deep breath and headed to the doorway at the side of a curry house and pressed the buzzer and waited for what seemed like eternity before the door clicked and I was in. The middle-aged receptionist told me that only Bianca was now free, as the other one had just "gone up". Bianca is a tallish, slender Afro Caribbean lady with a brummie accent and elegant features. I nodded approval and the receptionist showed me the price list which was £40 for twenty minutes and £45 for thirty. I had no fivers and so I handed over £50 and was told that I would get my change at the end.
I followed Bianca up the narrow staircase with threadbare carpets. I had asked for a shower and was lead to a room that apparently had a broken bed, but a working shower. I then gathered my stuff and with a towel around my waist was taken to another room that had a bed, but broken shower.
I laid face down on the bed and Bianca put the electric fan heater on the bed right next to me and gave me a rub down with the sort of motion that someone might use to flatten the sheets on a bed. I then turned over and she did the same on my front. This had done nothing to get me aroused in any way, but she proceeded to take out a condom and place it around my flaccid cock. She then started sucking and bobbing her head up and down which was a bit mechanical, before asking if I wanted sex. I requested that she went on top but she declined, stating that she had a bad ankle and couldn't do it so she laid on her back with her head on the side and eyes closed and I went in like a missionary. It felt a bit weird having sex with someone who so unresponsive and I asked to change positions and for Bianca to be at the edge of the bed so I could stand and get a bit deeper. She positioned herself just away from the edge so that my dastardly plan would be foiled and I couldn't get full traction from the standing position, so face up.
She suggested some more oral and I laid back again and looked up at the mirror on the ceiling as her head bobbed up and down rhythmically. This had the effect of keeping me interested, but there was no way that I was going to get to her promised land. Her neck was hurting from repetitive strain and she gave up and I took matters into my own hands and finished myself off splodging onto my belly whilst she watched. We went back down the stairs and the receptionist handed me my fiver change and I felt a little churlish not leaving it as a tip, that I suspect was semi expected.
Bianca is an attractive woman, but I found the lack of rapport and intimacy a bit of a turn off and I came away feeling a bit uneasy about the encounter. I was back in the car exactly thirty minutes after having been buzzed in.
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