Mediocre and overpriced
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Finding myself with a free half hour in Leeds last week I decided to try Phun Tawee for the first time. When I arrived there were two ladies available, Charman and one whose name escapes me.
I chose Charman and gave her £30 for thirty minutes. She led me downstairs to a reasonable room with ensuite shower and a comfortable massage table covered with paper. She left me to get undressed and I laid on my front on the table. On her return she gave me a mediocre soft massage, having first checked that I wanted soft. At least the oil was nice and warm.
About five minutes in, her phone rang and she answered it and made a booking for later that day, all the while giving me a half-hearted massage with her free hand. Don't you just hate it when they do that? After another five minutes of her mediocre massage she asked what else I would like and I stupidly agreed on body-to-body for an additional £60. She tried to upsell me to a blowjob, but I declined. I did ask about full sex but she lied and tried to claim that none of the ladies at Phun Tawee offer sex; I guess you need to go a few times and build up a rapport with them first.
She then stripped off to reveal a decent body for her age but I didn't find her huge bolt-ons attractive in the slightest; grotesque would be my description of them. She then proceeded with a so-so body-to-body, but no pussy slides. Eventually, she sat on the top of my thighs and wanked me off.
She had a shower and I followed afterwards. She had to use a plunger whilst I was trying to shower as the water was overflowing over the trough; pipes too narrow, she claimed.
In summary, Charman is pleasant and chatty but this was a mediocre and overpriced session. In other words, pretty much like every other encounter I've had in a Thai shop. When will I ever learn?
LeedsLothario
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