Poor massage, great teasing and ending but clock watching
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I have been here before and seen May who is very good - three times, including this time, though I have been told that only half an hour is available. I think they fit a lot of people in.
She asked what type of massage I wanted (hard) and took £30 for thirty minutes. I asked her to make sure she did my chest and calves, because I had a rugby match the next day and they were very tight. She agreed - but she didn't do them at all, which annoyed me because my last visit there was similar.
It was the usual Shanghai massage of teasing from the start and no doubt of more. My goods had probably never been stroked so much in my life! Reachunders and swipes every time she went near my legs which kept me interested. She did a decent job on my back, but definitely not a hard massage at all. She didn't massage my legs at all, but she did a good job on the bum cheeks.
I'm never hard on the flip, but I was today because of the teasing and bum touching. She looked at my little fella being so hard, which she enjoyed and gave me a reasonable amount of "freebies" playing down, there before asking if I wanted more. She started stroking my freshly waxed starfish and balls while I asked what she liked to do. She whispered to me that she liked touching me down there, which I think was her trying to get me interested in body-to-body. I didn't fancy her much, so declined the body-to-body, which annoyed her because she changed her attitude after that. There was lots of confusion about the price for just a happy ending, where she wanted to upsell me, but I didn't want more and told her that I only had £20 for extras. She made me have the entire conversation stood up bollock naked and fetch the cash, which killed the mood. I've not had that before.
Money was agreed and I laid back down. She began an excellent - genuinely very good - handjob but gave me no massage at all after this point. I asked about my chest and calves and got told: "no time". She looked annoyed and I asked if she was OK - she said: "yes - fine - just watching in case next customer arrives" and laughed before trying to get me off quickly. After a couple of minutes she said: "I like to touch you here" a few times, which I think was trying to have dirty talk with me. She kept sighing and looking at the clock when I didn't finish quickly, so I am impressed that she still had good technique and edged me for a bit. With her mouth just hovering a few centimetres over my tip and blowing air, she told me to tell her when I was close. I did and she pulled away and put her hand in front to catch it all, which I've never seen before. She emptied every last drop, which I like, but sometimes doesn't happen. She wiped it all up well and was polite, but seemed glad to be rid of me. There was no shower or toilet for customers apparently - not great.
I'd arrived at 17:35, then in the room and undressed five minutes later, but I was out of the door by 18:00. I felt rushed and she clock watched a lot and had to let a man in for her 18:00 slot while I was getting dressed. Overall - A poor massage with great teasing and fantastic ending but spoiled by ignoring what I asked for and clock watching then leaving oil on me without a shower available. I probably won't go back, even though I live nearby.
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