Awful punt in a dirty premises
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I chose this place because I had never been before and because it was still £40 an hour. It is located next to a busy dual carriageway, so it isn't discreet and it looks grotty from the outside - and it proved to be the same inside.
On ringing the bell I was let in almost immediately by a short, slightly overweight woman with shoulder length black hair, probably in her late 30s / early 40s. I paid my £40 and was shown to a tiny room next to the front door. There was a massage bench (and precious little else) which was pushed into a corner - so access only available from two sides and that would be a squash.
I stripped off and the same woman entered and started the massage on my legs. After about five minutes, her mobile rang and she was off. I heard the front door open and voices then nothing. After a short while she returned and continued. The massage was pretty average not much in the way of CC swipes or hand underneath - just a bit of rubbing of the back, legs and shoulders.
I was told to turn over, felt some oil on my leg and then heard a voice outside. She left the room again and was gone for about ten minutes. On her return, the half-hearted massage continued but with her playing with her phone occasionally.
Finally, I was offered body-to-body for £60 - which I declined - and said I would pay £20 for hand relief. She agreed - and crouching on the end of the bench, which I hate, gave an average rub and tug. I quickly came as I had lost interest and wanted to leave and then asked for a shower. She led me to a room at the back which had a shower in the corner but also two other people - so I showered with an audience.
I cleaned up and out as quickly as I could. Would I go again? Er...NO. Not because of the location, but because the place is a dirty hole, two interruptions, playing on the phone, rubbish hand relief and then having to shower in a shared room. An awful place to be avoided. Next time I will pay a bit extra and go to a better place.
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