Disappointing massage and extras
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I messaged Thai to Relax and agreed a time of 2:30pm. Parking was an issue as it was permit holders or pay to park. Because of this, I was late by five minutes and she kept messaging me asking where I was. I told her that I was looking for free parking, but she replied saying everything was free which is a lie.
Finally, I parked up and in I went. Jessica screamed at me saying "you're late". I should've known this was going to be a disaster. Jessica is a Thai lady in her mid 40s I'd say. She is decent looking, 5ft 5in tall and was fully dressed, so no boobs were on show or any tattoos visible. She was a good looking lady.
In the room I went and laid down naked. Jessica asked the usual question: "have you had a massage before and where?". I told her about the few places I'd been to and she kept asking if her massage was better. I said: "yes, of course" - but in all honesty, it wasn't. Rubbing oil over my back with no pressure and no CC swipes, just boring rubbing hands over. Her constant question of: "is mine better" was annoying and I wanted to get up and leave, but I was covered in more oil and I would have fallen over getting up. It was a mediocre massage with no swipes.
On the turn I was asked if I wanted a happy ending - and not to tell anyone. I could have easily said "no" as I was shouted at walking in and had an awful massage, but I thought with my dick. She told me she would finish me off and let me go, as I came late and so only lasted in the shop twenty minutes.
It was a standard happy ending - nothing special - I got wiped down and left. She used a wet towel to clean me and said I need to go, as she had another booking at 3pm.
At 3:10pm I got a call from her asking why I hadn't turned up for a booking. I had to ask her if she was drunk as I'd just left. I messaged her shortly after asking why she was always angry. Her response was: "I give you nice massage and cheap price what more you want?".
Fair to say I won't be going back.
Anonymous
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