Average massage and happy ending - better elsewhere
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I had finished work early and wanted to go to Muang's, however when I got there the front door was locked. I guess everyone was busy. So whilst I was on the train back to Barnsley, I decided I didn't want to go home empty handed, so I decided to try my luck with Thai Relax on Eldon Street seeing as I have driven past it for years and never been.
Since this was a spur of the moment deal, I didn't call ahead and walked straight to the place from the train station. Upon walking in there were two women at the far end of the desk. One of them looked like the woman who is in some of the pictures on their Facebook page and the other was the woman who ended up being my masseuse. I would almost say they looked surprised to see someone and they asked if I had phoned. I said no and they asked what type of massage I wanted and for how long. I asked for a relaxing one and for 60 minutes, for which I paid £40.
I was led into a room, which was nice and warm, with a proper massage bed in the middle. I was left to undress, but I guess I took too long because she came back in whilst I was still undressing. I asked if I should take my underwear off and she said it was "up to me", so I slid them off as well and hopped on to the table and laid down on my stomach.
The massage got off to a slow start to be honest. Bog standard upper-back and arm work which certainly felt good, didn't raise my hopes of anything raunchy coming of this trip. At one point she had to leave the room and was gone for about 2-3 minutes, so I was ready to accept that this might be a bit of a bust.
Things did pick up when she came back in however. She wrapped up the upper body section of the massage and began to work her way down towards my butt and legs. She didn't shy away from giving my glutes a nice thorough massage, but the real interesting stuff began when she massaged my legs.
I couldn't see as I was lying face down, but I gathered that she had hopped up on to the table to really press down on my legs. She would start at my calves and massage all the way up to my glutes. The first time her finger brushed asshole, I thought she had made a mistake. By the fourth/fifth time I was having a great time and knew we were back in the game.
She asked me to flip over and awkwardly asked me "what I wanted". This did take me out of the moment a bit, coming off the pretty great action on my legs and ass. I asked what was on offer and I got a list of extras in response. I cannot remember exactly what was on offer but I think it was roughly £40 for hand relief with extra if I wanted her fully naked and a tit-job was offered but I cannot remember the price.
I opted for just hand relief and I paid then and there. Then the massage continued for about five more minutes before she took off her shirt and draped a lot of warm oil over my tackle. What followed was a pretty good hand job, nice and slow to begin with, then proceeding to a firmer, faster one as I was getting close. I got myself a nice handful of boob as she was going and I eventually erupted all over my chest and her hand.
She cleaned me off, and I made a move to start getting dressed but she told me to just sit on the end of the bed as the massage wasn't finished. She hopped on the table behind me and used her knee to bend my back backwards. It felt decent but I don't think it added anything to the experience.
All in all I came away with mixed feelings. The massage was kinda bog-standard outside of the legs. The hand relief was nice, but for £10 more I've had great body-to-body and blow job's from places like Muang or Renkang. I suppose I am glad to know that the place does offer extras though. The not knowing was driving me mad.
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