Disappointing session - I won't return
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I'm not a big fan of Thai parlours in the UK if you are looking for more than happy ending, but with my dick ruling my brain I did a bit of research and thought I'd try Hua Hin Leisure in Shipley which was enroute for me.
I phoned ahead and made an appointment about an hour before. For those who haven't been it's a shop that's located in a residential area. It's a bit strange really because there's a convenience store and Hua Hin next door. When I parked up I felt a bit conspicuous as I walked in. I was greeted by Lucy at the door and shown into the massage room.
I only wanted a 30 minute session so I paid £30 on entry and was left to undress. I was soon joined by Lucy who asked what I was after, I said "a soft massage and some fun". So we were straight in the menu of what was on offer: £80 for a full service, which I declined for being too much, and then £60 for body-to-body which would include oral.
At this point I should have just gone for the hand job, but with my dick ruling my brain I agreed to the £60. So a few minutes of body-to-body on my back and a couple of ball tickles and then was asked to turn over. She got into 69 position and went at it hell for leather... she wasn't shaven but she was clean and fresh but within a couple of minutes I was reaching the vinegar stroke and told her I was going to come. So she stopped which was fair enough as CIM wasn't on offer, but she didn't switch to a hand job. I told her to wank me which she did but it was one of those unsatisfying climaxes that - given we were 15 minutes in and I'd paid £90 - was very disappointing.
She was obviously aware it wasn't great and said "next time I give you full service for same price as body-to-body". I won't return there and it's reinforced the thought that I should stick to what I know: Adultwork girls for full service and Thai massage shops for hand relief.
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