OK massage and happy ending - but not attracted to the lady
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I happened to be in the area working but had a couple of hours free, so called ahead and was told to come straight round. This was another one I've wanted to try. I parked about five minutes walk away, as that was what Google suggested.
As has been mentioned by others, I imagine it can be a busy courtyard but there was no-one around on this occasion. The door was unlocked and I walked straight in to be met by a blonde Chinese lady on the desk and told that it was £45 for one hour. Then she introduced me to Nikki, who was sitting on a stool to the right of the desk. At this point, I very nearly walked out! Not attractive, quite a bit overweight (maybe size 14/16) and had an odd smile with crooked teeth! But hey, ho, I'll take one for the team!
She led me up to a room, which was pretty dark and not at all welcoming! I was told to strip and get on the bed. She watched as I did so, complimenting me on my underwear!
Her massage technique wasn't bad, to be fair, but I couldn't get the earlier "vision" out of my head! She worked all of the muscle groups properly using hands and elbows. There were the occasional odd swipe but that was it and it wasn't having much effect to be fair!
She asked me to flip and carried on with a proper massage - actually holding mini-me out of the way to do inside my thighs and groin! That, of course, got something of a reaction, so she asked if I'd like him taking care of for £20 - so I did. She also offered body-to-body for £50 but I didn't have the courage to go that far.
The technique wasn't bad, but I didn't have the enthusiasm, so a somewhat lacklustre event.
All over and done with inside the hour.
I won't be back.
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